Pre-breakfast
04:30 – 05:30
The Pre-Dawn Whinge
with Auto-playing voicemails
An hour of unscreened complaints recorded between 11pm and 4am, played without context or consent.
The Daily Schedule
24 Hours.
Zero Silence.
Every minute of every day, someone is on air being noticeably louder than necessary. Find your favourite below — or, more likely, find one to be furious about.
Breakfast
05:30 – 09:00
Wake Up Angry
● Livewith Dazza McGinty
Caffeinated grievance, traffic reports delivered at a shout, and a regular segment titled 'What's Got Up My Nose Today.'
Mornings
09:00 – 12:00
The Volume
● Livewith Barry 'The Volume' Henderson
Three hours of Barry yelling at clouds, with special guests including Other Clouds and a man pretending to be a doctor.
Afternoons
12:00 – 15:00
The Verdict
with Margaret Pritchett
Margaret has tried your cooking and is disappointed. Topics include 'modern parenting' and 'why everything was better.'
Drive
15:00 – 18:00
Sportsline Uncut
with Trev 'The Bloke' Carmichael
Trev breaks down the weekend's footy with the analytical depth of a man who once met Lou Richards in a Bunnings.
Evenings
18:00 – 21:00
Dinner & Disgust
with Rotating panel of mildly familiar faces
Eat your dinner while four people who have not been on television since 2003 discuss why nobody respects anything anymore.
Nights
21:00 – 00:00
The Long Lonely
with Norm
Just Norm. Norm and his thoughts. Norm and the static. Occasionally Norm takes a call from his sister.
Overnight
00:00 – 04:30
The Sleepless Hour (×4.5)
with Pre-recorded ads on loop
Mattresses, life insurance, mattresses, gold investment, mattresses. Featuring our jingle 'You're Awake Again.'
* The audio is figurative. So are most of the opinions.