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Outrage
Council installs new bin: 'Where will it end?'
Talkback lines run hot as a 240-litre receptacle appears on Glenferrie Road overnight, allegedly without community consultation.
Just In
★BREAKING: Pothole on Punt Rd given own talkback segment★EXCLUSIVE: Caller Geoff from Glen Iris reaches 47-minute monologue, breaks own record★OUTRAGE: Council installs bench, listeners 'won't stand for it'★TRAFFIC: Monash carpark, as usual, brought to you by Strong Feelings™★WEATHER: Tepid with a 90% chance of someone yelling about it★SPORTS: Bombers lose. Hosts pretend not to be delighted★POLITICS: Bloke who's never been in government explains how to run it★FINANCE: Property prices up, also down, also somehow your fault★BREAKING: Pothole on Punt Rd given own talkback segment★EXCLUSIVE: Caller Geoff from Glen Iris reaches 47-minute monologue, breaks own record★OUTRAGE: Council installs bench, listeners 'won't stand for it'★TRAFFIC: Monash carpark, as usual, brought to you by Strong Feelings™★WEATHER: Tepid with a 90% chance of someone yelling about it★SPORTS: Bombers lose. Hosts pretend not to be delighted★POLITICS: Bloke who's never been in government explains how to run it★FINANCE: Property prices up, also down, also somehow your fault
Vol. 93 · No. 2,142 · A Parody Edition
Someone,
Somewhere,
Is Doing
It Wrong.
And we'll be talking about it for the next six hours, with calls, texts, and a man named Kevin from Frankston who has 'just one quick point.'
★ As heard nowhere ★
Front Page Outrage
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Sport
Bloke who hasn't kicked a footy since 1987 explains the modern game
'They're soft,' said the man, three Crown Lagers deep, on a couch he hasn't moved from since the 1990 Grand Final.
03
Lifestyle
Roundabout in Brighton 'works fine if everyone just thinks like me'
Caller Geoffrey, 71, has prepared a 14-step plan involving witches' hats, Latin, and a public flogging.
The On-Air Talent*
*Term used loosely
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