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Roundabout In Glen Waverley Reportedly 'Confusing People Who Have Never Encountered One'

By our Senior Driveway Correspondent · 4 min read · 23 furious comments

A traffic-calming device installed in suburban Melbourne overnight has triggered what local talkback hosts are calling 'the greatest existential crisis since the introduction of the eftpos machine.'

Eyewitnesses describe scenes of motorists slowly circling the structure, some performing what experts have termed 'three-and-a-half loops,' before exiting in the direction they came from with renewed political views.

'I just don't understand who it's for,' said local resident Geoffrey, 71, who has lived in the area since 1968 and considers himself qualified to comment on infrastructure, modern fashion, and the youth.

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